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N.E.D. by Blaze-Drag N.E.D. by Blaze-Drag
Rating: 244,645,000 Dakka...

How to calculate the dakka rating of a gun:
(# of barrels) x (# of barrels that can fire at once) x (# of rounds per minute) / (# of hands required to wield it) / (time required to reload, if applicable)

For example, This gun is:

200 x 50 x 48929 / 2 = 244,645,000 dakka

However, if x is the dakka rating of any gun:

x dakka < enuf dakka


Dakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakka...
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:iconrikuuzumaki7:
RikuUzumaki7 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013
While that is a LOT of dakka. It is still not enough dakka due to the principle of enough dakka being more than you have.
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:iconblaze-drag:
Blaze-Drag Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013
well of course, that is a natural assumption.

N.ever 
E.nuf 
D.akka
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:iconblakgarde:
BlakGarde Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
When TvTropes links to this for it's "More Dakka" page [link], you have a lot of dakka...
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:icontomredlion:
TomRedlion Featured By Owner May 24, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
I made that link. And it was good.
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:iconblaze-drag:
Blaze-Drag Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013
sometimes you just gotta shoosta sum boyz.
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:icongrinshak:
grinshak Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
Twin link this bad boy....
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:iconblaze-drag:
Blaze-Drag Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
Don't forget the Storm quality.
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:iconkidsapiens:
KidSapiens Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
If I had an infinite number of these...

INFINITE DAKKA!
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:iconrikuuzumaki7:
RikuUzumaki7 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013
And that still won't be enough because enough dakka is more than you have and you can never have enough dakka.
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:iconmcfreaki:
mcfreaki Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012
needs more gun.
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:icongigahand:
GigaHand Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2012
Mount weapon on chest or back

# of hands required to wield it = 0

Infinity dakka
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:iconchrinik:
Chrinik Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011
So, does N.E.D. stand for "not enuf dakka"?
Well, this gun looks like it can kill you from recoil alone...
But what does it fire, and how do you reload it....

And I donīt like the color sheme...but if it kills, why not.
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:iconblaze-drag:
Blaze-Drag Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011
Yay! Someone finally gets the name!

Also, I really don't know what I was thinking with the colors, but I guess I was focusing more on the dakka part of the design... I also didn't think about the reloading part either... I figured anybody you could ever want to kill with it would probably be dead after the first time you fired it.
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:icontomredlion:
TomRedlion Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Should be divided by the number of hands required to wield. :(
However, light wheeled vehicle mount bonus of x2, :) heavy wheeled vehicle mounted bonus of x4, light track vehicle mount bonus of x6, heavy track vehicle bonus of x8.
Either way, lots of dakka. Very cool.
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:iconblaze-drag:
Blaze-Drag Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010
Thanks!
Also, the number of hands required is already factored in, but the multiplier for mounted guns on vehicles is a nice idea. However you then have to include the badass factor of wielding a BFG with only your hands, along with a few more important data points. Perhaps I'll expand on the formula later...
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:iconscrounge:
Scrounge Featured By Owner May 5, 2010
STILL NOT ENUFF DAKKA!
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:iconblaze-drag:
Blaze-Drag Featured By Owner May 5, 2010
Yes, but what if I... DUEL WIELD!!!
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:iconmetalixk:
MetalixK Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010
Still not enuff ya git! Enuff is more dan ya got and lees dan too much!

And you can neva haff enuff dakka!
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:iconblaze-drag:
Blaze-Drag Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010
woah woah woah, that implies that there's such a thing as too much dakka. I would have to see this to believe it. I mean, if enuff is equal to or greater than infinite, then how much is too much? I mean, I think I need a range here.
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:iconmetalixk:
MetalixK Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010
Ok, here is a good range right from Tropes wiki, The only way to get enough Dakka would be to turn everything that exists in every form of reality into a gun that fires everything that exists in every form of existance and those reality bullets fire more reality bullets causing an infinite loop of dakka. If that still isn't enough, the gun fires everything that does exist in any form of reality and everything that DOESN'T. Of course, everything is rocket propelled and rapid-fire while on fire and covered in pointy death.

Make it an auto shotgun and that's about halfway there.
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:iconblaze-drag:
Blaze-Drag Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010
...but...





...auto-shotguns have horrible accuracy...


I mean, how are you supposed to shoot all of reality
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:iconmetalixk:
MetalixK Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010
With lots of shotguns pointed in the same direction, and a LOT of spread.
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:iconblaze-drag:
Blaze-Drag Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2010
Ah, of course. I forgot that lack of aim can be easily countered with more dakka.
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:iconicelord1:
icelord1 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2010
mwahahahahaha the army destroyer
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:iconthree-forces:
three-forces Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
now make it suppressed XD
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:iconblaze-drag:
Blaze-Drag Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2010
lol, just wait, I'll figure out a way... :D
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:icondragonking999:
DragonKing999 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2010
Beautiful.
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:icondragonking345:
dragonking345 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2010  Hobbyist Filmographer
.....SHIT
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