Oh god not another one, What have I done?!
I've redone this a bit to make it even more ridiculous, and I think I've almost doubled the number of swords on it. I guess I'll go section by section to describe it.
First Section: The entire sword put together. I'm, not going to bother throwing together some numbers, so lets just leave it at "too big for you to wield."
Second: Here's it with the Shield and a few other things removed. The length's been reduced significantly, but there's already been several weapons removed. There's 2 katars, 2 sword-chucks, and 8 throwing knives. The second katar and sword-chuck comes from the other side of the blade.
Thrid: 4 more weapons removed. These are fairly thin, because they rest on either side of the main blade in the middle. the top part of either one (each pair is basically the same btw) comes off for a wide short sword/cleaver thing, and the bottom is a big revolver. The handle rotates and bends into the grip, and because I don't know anything about guns and this is as ridiculous as possible, lets say the revolver fires .50 cal rounds.
Fourth: Here's the main blade and the last sword still on it. That sword has a few slots on it that move to spit out thin spikes. No real reason, just spikes.
Fifth: BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. the main sword spreads apart to make it seem bigger, and then the 2 blades come off completely into separate swords. Plus the axe slips off, which leaves...
Sixth: The real base sword. I'm pretty sure I can't possibly take anything else off of this sword. This last one is a reinforced obsidian blade. It's the most fragile, which is why is housed so deep in the sword, but its also the sharpest, and thus the most powerful I guess. It also extends to almost the length of the original sword.
Total blade count: 24 + 1 shield
"it's like a whole army in a 'single' sword!"